– John McClane: Oh man, I can’t fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same thing happen to the same guy twice?
– [McClane is forced to crawl through yet another ventilation system] John McClane: Just once, I’d like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog… a fuckin’ Christmas tree… a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin’ tin can.