When teleportation will be invented, transportation companies will impose their TRMs (Teleporting Rights Management) — or else they will consider teleportation as ‘piracy’.

— by someone named Pablo

(Source: bit.ly)

posted 4 weeks ago and tagged as piracy copyright joke humor satire

I decided to write a letter to Congress today in regards to CISPA. 

Dear Congress,The internet does not belong to you, or your extremely generous lobbyist friends.Sincerely,Go fuck yourselves.

I decided to write a letter to Congress today in regards to CISPA

Dear Congress,

The internet does not belong to you, or your extremely generous lobbyist friends.
Sincerely,
Go fuck yourselves.

(Source: sirmitchell)

Here, let me wipe that bullshit from your mouth.

Here, let me wipe that bullshit from your mouth.

(Source: shuddupstevie)

posted 1 month ago via shuddupstevie and tagged as eecards humor
Meanwhile in Finland…

Meanwhile in Finland…

posted 1 month ago and tagged as Finland humor snow cold
Green field

Green field

posted 1 month ago and tagged as football field humor green hill

Smurfs up!

Smurfs up!

(Source: retrogasm)

posted 1 month ago via retrogasm and tagged as smurf humor

Five Great Reasons To Keep Capitalism Going
You don’t change horses mid-quicksand
Possibility of touching paper money yet
Sheer pleasure of argument
All the books that said to
Seems to annoy Europe

Five Great Reasons To Keep Capitalism Going

  1. You don’t change horses mid-quicksand
  2. Possibility of touching paper money yet
  3. Sheer pleasure of argument
  4. All the books that said to
  5. Seems to annoy Europe

(Source: hatethefuture)

posted 1 month ago via hatethefuture and tagged as humor capitalism
Something is just not right — our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organic and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty.

Something is just not right — our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organic and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty.


Blondes, Brunetts and Redheads.
An address book by Smythson.
(via fashion-dispatch)

Blondes, Brunetts and Redheads.

An address book by Smythson.

(via fashion-dispatch)

Ohai—- I hacked your IKEA account

Ohai—- I hacked your IKEA account